Two and a Half Men - Season 3
Season 3
Episodes
Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts
After Alan falls off the roof trying to fix the satellite dish, Charlie volunteers to look after Jake for the weekend.
Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover
Charlie turns Alan's chiropractic office into a brothel while Alan tries to avoid offending a large-breasted woman.
Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
Charlie organizes an intervention to keep Alan from reuniting with Judith.
Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs
Berta moves in for a few days and sets Charlie and Alan at each others' throats.
We Called It Mr. Pinky
Bout of impotence causes Charlie to reexamine his feelings toward women.
Hi, Mr. Horned One
Alan is convinced that Charlie's new girlfriend has put an evil curse on him.
Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop
Rose's father confronts Charlie about his intentions towards his daughter.
That Voodoo That I Do Do
Charlie cons Jake into taking ballet lessons in order to get close to the teacher.
Madame and Her Special Friend
Wealthy, elderly woman sets her sights on Alan.
Something Salted and Twisted
Charlie helps Alan cope with his lifelong obsession to get women's approval.
Santa's Village of the Damned
Alan dates a Martha Stewart-like woman who takes over the house during the Christmas holidays.
That Special Tug
Alan's emotional breakdown sends Charlie into therapy.
Humiliation Is a Visual Medium
Charlie must deal with the challenges of a committed relationship that is not based on sex.
Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded
Charlie plans the ultimate romantic evening with Mia, and Alan dates a much younger woman.
My Tongue Is Meat
Charlie's lifestyle causes tension with Mia.
Ergo, the Booty Call
Alan tries to avoid bringing his sexy 22-year-old girlfriend to Jake's birthday party.
The Unfortunate Little Schnauser
Charlie is nominated for an advertising award against his arch nemesis who always wins.
The Spit-Covered Cobbler
Alan becomes financially strapped when he starts paying his young girlfriend's bills.
Golly Moses, She's a Muffin
Kandi moves in with Alan, causing tension in the house.
Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
Charlie is sleeping with Kandi's mother as Alan tries to win Kandi back.
And the Plot Moistens
Alan finds he has more in common with Jake's teacher than with Kandi.
Just Once with Aunt Sophie
Charlie and Alan help Jake prepare for his first boy-girl party.
Arguments for the Quickie
Charlie's ex-girlfriend, Mia, comes back in town with an unexpected request, which Charlie follows with an unexpected question of his own.
That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
Charlie and Mia plan their wedding.
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