Theater Mode - Season 1 / Year 2016
Season 1 / Year 2016
Episodes
Episode #1: Thankskilling
Everyone knows turkey can make you sleepy, but this one will make you straight up sick. AH is here to get food poisoning right along with you. Join us in watching Thankskilling, a cinematic masterpiece about a murderous turkey. Enjoy!
Episode #2: Slink
Purses are great for hiding things, but you have no idea just how many horrors can lurk inside. Join AH in watching Slink, a thought-provoking, genre-defining work of staggering genius.
Episode #3: Crazy Bitches
This plot is crazy. This acting is crazy. These bitches are crazy, too! Join AH as they observe, understand and embrace the crazy in these bad b's and in themselves.
Episode #4: Apocalypse Kiss
This film has it all: butts, childbirth, fucked up Yoda, a Sears model, and more. Join AH in watching Apocalypse Kiss. We promise it won't make you question your life decisions.
Episode #5: Thankskilling 3
Thanksgiving-day turkey is good and all, but the creative dishes made from leftovers are even better. AH is back with Thankskilling 3, the turkey tetrazzini of films. And unlike your lame Thanksgiving, this one has puppets and a rapping grandma.
Episode #6: Zombie Isle
If you could have one luxury item on a desert island, what would it be? Let's hope it's a machete, because otherwise you're fucked. Join AH in watching Zombie Isle to find out just how fucked you'd be.
Episode #7: Chill: The Killing Game
A game more dangerous than Dungeons and Dragons? The school is locked down and the killer is looking for you. Can you Chill? Join AH in watching Chill: The Killing Games and find out who can survive this haunted game.
Episode #8: Atrocity
High schoolers are assholes. Be glad you weren't popular and strap-in with the AH crew to watch Atrocity, a found footage movie packed full of Shyamalan twists!
Episode #9: Curse of the Cannibal Confederates
Jefferson Davis once said that "the south will rise again." He just failed to mention that it'd be in the form of flesh-eating zombies. Join AH in watching Curse of the Cannibal Confederates for the Season 2 premiere of Theater Mode!
Episode #10: Time Barbarians
Tits, time travel, and that guy from Mortal Kombat? Man, this movie has everything! Give the AH guys a "barbarian hello" and join them on a trek through time in this week's movie, Time Barbarians!
Episode #11: Nightbeast
After a mysterious ship crash lands in a small town, four idiots- er, I mean, one sheriff must stop a bloodthirsty alien from disintegrating the entire population, while also finding time to make it to the governor's party! Join the AH crew in watching NIGHTBEAST in this week's Theater Mode!
Epsiode #12: All Sinner's Night
After a mysterious ship crash lands in a small town, four idiots- er, I mean, one sheriff must stop a bloodthirsty alien from disintegrating the entire population, while also finding time to make it to the governor's party! Join the AH crew in watching NIGHTBEAST in this week's Theater Mode!
Episode #13: Ghostkeepers
Join the AH crew as they follow the journey of a young podcast host with a bit of a chin problem and his ragtag crew of psychics, actors and groundskeepers of unknown regional origin as they uncover the history of perhaps the least scary haunted house in history in GHOSTKEEPERS on this week's Theater Mode!
Episode #14: Fun Size Horror
Join the AH crew as they trudge their way through FUN SIZE HORROR, an awful anthology of bite-sized badness. Twenty-one terrible tales to make you groan, cringe and question your life choices.
Episode #15: Black Water Sasquatch
Join the AH crew as they trudge their way through FUN SIZE HORROR, an awful anthology of bite-sized badness. Twenty-one terrible tales to make you groan, cringe and question your life choices.
Episode #16: Father's Day
The AH crew take this season of Theater Mode out with a bang as they tag along with Ahab, Twink & friends in their quest to save the dads from the savage serial killer Fuchman in the grindhouse gorefest that is Father's Day!
Episode #17: 10 Grams
The AH Crew are back for another season of Theater Mode! Kicking things off is 10 Grams, a wannabe Guy Ritchie crime thriller full of dummies, drugs and unsimulated masturbation!
Episode #18: Surf Nazis Must Die
Boy, these surfers sure have a weird fascination with Funhaus.
Episode #19: Beware: Children at Play
When adults are away, the kids will... murder? Join the AH Crew as they watch Beware: Children at Play!
Episode #20: Rapid Grannies
Boring family dinner? Spice it up with some good ol' demonic possession! Join the AH Crew as they watch Rabid Grannies in this week's Theater Mode!
Episode #21: Future World: City of Mass Destruction
Grab your Space Weed, folks. This one's a doozy.
Episode #22: Frostbiter: Wrath of the Wendigo
Chili! No cheese! No crackers! Just chili!
Episode #23: Fertilize The Blaspheming Bombshell
Take a trip with the AH Crew to the poorly lit town of Ellivnatas, as they uncover the mystery of the cult of Kinda Funny...or Satan.
Epsiode #24: Attack of the Killer Tomatoes
Man-eating tomatoes terrorizing your town? Never fear, Female Willem Dafoe is on the case! Join the AH crew for the sort-of-not-so-season-finale of Theater Mode, as they watch the classic Attack of the Killer Tomatoes!
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