The Simpsons - Season 6
Season 6
Episodes
Bart of Darkness
The Simpsons get a pool, but a broken leg sinks the summer for Bart. Blackboard: 'Beans are neither fruit nor musical'.
Lisa's Rival
Lisa is dumbfounded by a new classmate who's younger, smarter and her competitor for first-chair sax. Meanwhile, Homer tries to profit after a truck spills its load of sugar.
Another Simpsons Clip Show
A family discussion of love yields stories (seen in flashbacks) that all end in heartbreak.
Itchy & Scratchy Land
Marge makes Homer promise not to embarrass her when they visit Itchy & Scratchy Land, "the violentest place on earth." Blackboard: 'I am not the reincarnation of Sammy Davis Jr.'.
Sideshow Bob Roberts
Mayor Quimby pardons attempted murderer Sideshow Bob (Kelsey Grammer), who then runs against Quimby for mayor.
Treehouse of Horror V
Frightfest '94: Lack of beer and cable TV make Homer a crazed killer; the present is altered by a time-traveling Homer; and Principal Skinner turns detention students into food.
Bart's Girlfriend
Bart learns that the good Rev. Lovejoy's daughter (voice of Meryl Streep) is really bad. Blackboard: 'I will not send lard through the mail'.
Lisa on Ice
Lisa's surprising ability at hockey spawns jealousy in Bart and a showdown when their teams meet.
Homer Badman
A baby sitter accuses Homer of sexual harassment. Dennis Franz has a voice cameo.
Grandpa vs. Sexual Inadequacy
Grandpa's homemade tonic puts life back in the Simpson bedroom, so he and Homer hit the road to sell the stuff. Blackboard: 'My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man'.
Fear of Flying
Marge sees a psychiatrist (Anne Bancroft) to explore her fear of flying and learns that her father may be the key. Blackboard: 'Ralph won't "morph" if you squeeze him hard enough'.
Homer the Great
Homer becomes the leader of a secret club, but his power is undermined by a "spiritual emptiness." Blackboard: 'Adding "Just kidding" doesn't make it okay to insult the principal'.
And Maggie Makes Three
Homer recalls his days as a debt-free dad of two---until Marge got pregnant with Maggie.
Bart's Comet
A comet is hurtling toward Springfield, so the Simpsons take refuge in a bomb shelter---Flanders'.
Homie the Clown
Homer graduates from Krusty's Clown College and becomes a target for the clown's bookie. Blackboard: 'Next time it could be me on the scaffolding'.
Bart vs. Australia
After tricking an Australian boy into accepting a collect call, Bart flies Down Under to apologize. Blackboard: 'I will not hang donuts on my person'.
Homer vs. Patty and Selma
A loan from Patty and Selma makes Homer their slave; Bart is forced to take ballet.
A Star is Burns
Film critic Jay Sherman (Jon Lovitz) is among the judges at the Springfield Film Festival, which Mr. Burns conspires to win by bribing some judges.
Lisa's Wedding
A fortuneteller predicts Lisa's engagement and wedding to a fellow student (Mandy Patinkin) from an upper-crust British family.
Two Dozen and One Greyhounds
The Simpson household's overrun with puppies---the offspring of Santa's Little Helper and his new girlfriend from which Mr. Burns would love to make a greyhound-skin tuxedo.
The PTA Disbands
Bart helps precipitate a teachers strike, but he rues his handiwork when Marge takes over for Mrs. Krabapple. Blackboard: 'I do not have power of attorney over first graders'.
Round Springfield
Bart winds up in the hospital as a result of eating Krusty cereal, and when Lisa comes to visit him, she is reunited with her sax idol, who recounts his big break on "The Tonight Show.". Blackboard: 'Nerve gas is not a toy'.
The Springfield Connection
Marge joins the police force after thwarting a criminal, and Homer thinks he now has a free ride as a cop's spouse. Blackboard: 'I will not mock Mrs. Dumbface'.
Lemon of Troy
Springfield boys try to recapture the town's beloved lemon tree after it's stolen.
Who Shot Mr. Burns? (1)
Mr. Burns makes many enemies when he steals the oil discovered beneath Springfield Elementary. Blackboard: 'This is not a clue...or is it?'.
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