The New Adventures of Old Christine - Season 5

Season 5

Episodes

Bahamian Rhapsody
Christine and Matthew head to the Bahamas to get Barb an illegal visa. Richard begs New Christine for another chance.

Burning Love
Barb and Matthew visit new Christine who, after seeming to be dealing with the break-up well, becomes even angrier with Richard. Christine organises a catch-up with some old college buddies.

The Mole
Richard and New Christine disagree over who gets to stay in the house. Old Christine has a terrible time as an uninsured health care patient.

For Love or Money
Richard and Barb make plans for their wedding. Christine decides to sue Barb for alimony. Meanwhile, Lindsay and Marly want Matthew to be their therapist.

Dr. Little Man
Matthew hires and then fires Christine as his temp secretary. Richard and New Christine struggle with their living arrangements.

The Curious Case of Britney B
Christine thinks she is the popular one when Ritchie is asked to the school dance by the most popular girl in school. Meanwhile, Richard and Matthew find a new apartment together.

Nuts
Max points out to Christine that she quits anything when it gets too hard (remember when Barb told her the same thing?). Matthew and Richard don't quite see eye to eye when it comes to being roommates.

Love Means Never Having to Say You're Crazy
Christine and Richard set each other up on dates.

I Love Woo, I Hate You
Worried that Dave is going to propose to her, Barb gets Christine to join them on their date. New Christine wants Richard to woo her or she will look elsewhere.

Old Christine Meets Young Frankenstein
Richie is exhibiting bullying behaviour. Christine feels responsible as she bullied someone on junior high. She only makes things worse when she tries to make amends.

It's Beginning to Stink a Lot Like Christmas
Christine and Matthew attend a neighbour's Christmas party. New Christine gets Richard and Richie involved in her unusual holiday tradition.

A Whale of a Tale
Christine tells her therapist she's in love with him. Meanwhile, Richard tries to live vicariously through Matthew.

Truth or Dare
Christine goes out on a date with Mr Harris at Max's urging. Max then finds out from Matthew, Barb and Richard what a catch Mr Harris is.

A Family Unfair
As Richard and New Christine prepare for their new baby, Christine decides to ask Richard to father another child for her. Christine tries to show her support for New Christine by gifting her some of Richie's baby items.

Sweet Charity
Christine and Barb have finally made money at the gym and Christine doesn't know what to spend her share on. Matthew discovers Richard has a new job.

Subway, Somehow
Christine chaperones Richie's class on a school trip, but manages to get stuck in the subway station. Barb drives her car through the front of Christine's house when texting.

Up in the Airport
Christine plans to take Richie on a family vacation to Florida but things don't go as planned.

Revenge Makeover
Old Christine takes New Christine to a salon to prepare for her impromptu wedding.

I Love What You Do For Me
Christine decides she needs to make some changes in her life when her five-year car lease is up.

Scream
Matthew agrees to stay with Christine after she is warned about a prowler in the neighborhood. New Christine tries to avoid her baby being born on Christine's birthday.

Get Smarter
Christine meets Max's ex-wife at their "surprise" engagement party. New Christine won't let Richard hold their baby.
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