The League - Season 3
Season 3
Episodes
The Lockout
The terrible reign of Ruxin as League Champion continues while the guys devise a grand plan with Rafi and Dirty Randy (guest star Seth Rogen) for Andre's final Sacko punishment.
The Sukkah
Everyone is disappointed with their draft, but no one trusts each other enough to trade. Jenny goes back to work as a realtor. Ruxin tries to get Baby Geoffrey into a Jewish pre-school.
The Au Pair
Ruxin hires a hot Au Pair for Baby Geoffrey, and is afraid Taco will sleep with her. Andre explores on-line dating, and Kevin cheats on Jenny with ESPN's Matthew Berry.
Ol' Smoke Crotch
Kevin notices he has a grey pubic hair and starts to worry he's getting old. At the same time Taco invents the pee-bib. In a bid to get Pete to stop dating the Au Pair Ruxin moves in Rafi AKA El Cunado which results in hilarious consequences and then there's the golden gate.
Bobbum Man
Jenny forgets a special anniversary with Kevin. Andre seeks line up Nirvana. Taco creates an off line social network called My Face. And the guys resurrect their old game of phone chicken and bring back Bobbum Man, much to Kevin's dismay.
Yobogoya!
Taco competes in a jingle contest for a disgusting fast food restaurant. Pete holds a grudge against a traffic cop. Jenny almost ruins Ruxin's chance to work a big case with his boss Mr. Hudabega
Carmenjello
Kevin and Jenny search for the perfect paint color to get back their privacy, Sofia accuses Ruxin of Breast Favoritism and Pete tries to defend his High School Track record.
Thanksgiving
Thanksgiving is family time as Ruxin gets an unexpected visit from his father (guest star Jeff Goldblum), and Andre's sister (guest star Sarah Silverman) is on the prowl at the gang's Thanksgiving dinner.
The Out of Towner
The guys are psyched for a visit from Chuck, one of the League's out-of-towners, but he shows up much different than they remember. Kevin and Jenny get in over their heads with a local drug dealer. Taco goes on a radical diet.
The Light of Genesis
Kevin suspects that his Krav Maga teacher might be hitting on him. Meanwhile, Ruxin joins a cult in order to gain their Fantasy Football knowledge, and Jenny entrusts Andre with a secret.
The Guest Bong
Pete's new girlfriend wants to help him with his line up. Kevin's past at the DA's office has him running scared. Ruxin runs afoul of his company's email policies, and auto-correct gets everybody in trouble.
St. Pete
Kevin and Jenny make a bold bet on the play-offs. Taco enlists Ruxin to get more involved with Taco Corp, and Pete has devilish plan to send Ruxin to the Sacko.
The Funeral
The race is on for the Shiva and the Sacko. Taco teams up with Chicago Bears' Running Back Matt Forte and one of the guys is unable to manage his own team for the big game, leaving League to figure out who will run it for him.
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