Episode XI: Best in Show

The president is SICK! As if that wasn't bad enough, he now also has COVID-19 and most likely infected a bunch of other people. Meanwhile, THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW continues to offer you hours of weekly content safely livestreamed to your household devices every Sunday via the magic of PLANET SCUM. Unlike THE COMMISSION ON PRESIDENTIAL DEBATES, we have safety rules and they actually mean something. We don't just allow a bunch of infected people to wander into our show at the last minute spreading their disease. After years of in-person shows at NEW YORK CITY'S UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE THEATRE, retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (notoriously dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his loyal talk show sidekick WATTO (GRIFFIN NEWMAN, loveable co-lead on Amazon's THE TICK) now do livestreams every week. It'll be a long time before it is safe to consider going back to the old way of doing things. Please wear a mask. And if someone makes fun of your mask for being "too big" or something, bear in mind that that person might be in the hospital breathing from an oxygen tank within 72 hours. Someone who always responsibly wears a mask (in addition to his big beard) producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka PAT THE RAT aka PATATOUILLE aka QUACKTRICK LUCKDUCK aka PIGTRICK OINKOINK aka RANGETRICK ACTSMORE aka PASSWORD DOXXNOIR) is here to keep the show running smoothly in quarantine, and his druthers include you following him on twitter RIGHT NOW: @patrickcotnoir In other news, our show has now fallen out of the IMDb Top 40,000 and we would like to be in the Top 20,000. Everybody please email two friends and send them to our IMDb page to rate and review us (or even to just click on the page and see if that helps us?) Ok, that's enough of the crawl text. Does anyone even read these anymore? Let's get this show started....
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