Taskmaster NZ - Season 3

Season 3
Taskmaster Jeremy Wells and his loyal assistant Paul Williams return to their thrones when the third season of Taskmaster NZ. Of course, every new series needs the spectacle of five fresh and funny fellows anxiously hoping that their attempts at task completion will gain favour with the Great Man.
The unwitting hopefuls vying to be crowned Taskmaster Champion this season are award-winning comedian and Celebrity Treasure Island royalty Chris Parker; comedic surrealist Josh Thomson; queen of comedy Justine Smith; Billy T Award-winner and Shortland Street icon Kura Forrester and comedy veteran Paul Ego.
This quintet of creative contestants face a vast array of simple yet complicated tasks that they must try to perform competently and without making themselves look foolish. Sometimes they will succeed triumphantly, other times they really, really won't.
Seals will be broken, tasks will be read and unpredictable actions will then occur as the five comedians grapple with problems involving crème brûlée cracking, cow touching and cereal. Could you create history? Enchant a forest? Make a dramatic exit? Yes? No? These fearless competitors both can and can't too.
Rivalry amongst the contenders is encouraged, dodgy tactics rewarded, and bribes accepted in the most hard-fought and ridiculous show on TV.

Episodes

F**k Golf
Taskmaster NZ is back with Chris Parker, Josh Thomson, Justine Smith, Kura Forrester and Paul Ego joining Jeremy Wells and his loyal assistant Paul Williams for another season of tasks

Sauce Tits
Our second episode reveals this season's teams with a task involving a large ball and a cow. We see our comedians delight all 5 senses and Paul Ego makes a dramatic exit from the shed.

Mexican Lasagna
This episode sees Jeremy Wells getting scared, some questionable flags being created, and Chris Parker hanging out the washing.

Herbs & Spices
This episode finally settles the debate of who is the smartest comedian, Justine Smith searches for a duck, and our teams go for a drive.

The Prime Minister Thanks You
It's the halfway point of the season, and our comedians all set out to create history. Water gets thrown, terrible investments are shown and Josh Thomson tries not to touch a cow.

Sweet Navel Orange
Paul Williams jumps behind the camera for episode six. Kura Forrester becomes a superhero and the comedians' superstitions are put to the test.

Butt Heavy
This episode shows who's the most generous, who's the most enchanting and who's the most observant. Plus, a star of season 2 returns - see if you can spot him

Best Friends
The caravan is covered in tasks, we see five things the Taskmaster has never seen and Chris Parker makes a new best friend.

Well Alright!
It's our penultimate episode and the scores could not be closer. Tonight, brand new breakfast staples are made, everyone becomes one with nature and Paul Williams gets fooled.

Wet Ass Cutlery
It's neck and neck between two comedians competing for the Taskmaster's golden head. Who can trick-or-treat their way to the trophy? Tune in to find out!
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