South Park - Season 1
Season 1
Episodes
Cartman Gets an Anal Probe
Aliens wreak havoc in the Rockies, first by subjecting Cartman to an anal probe, and then by abducting Kyle's baby brother.
Weight Gain 4000
Cartman tries to slim down when he learns a TV talk-show host is coming to town to give him an award, but he bulks up instead. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison hatches a plan to murder the visiting celeb.
Volcano
A volcanic eruption interrupts the boys' camping trip.
Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
When his pup explores his sexuality, Stan gets so upset that he inadvertently threatens to blow the school's homecoming-game victory.
An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig
After a botched genetic experiment, Stan's clone is let loose in the town. Voices include Trey Parker and Matt Stone.
Death
The boys summon the Grim Reaper.
Pinkeye
A pinkeye epidemic interrupts the boys' plans to win a Halloween-costume contest; and Kenny has a run-in with a Russian space station when it falls to Earth.
Starvin' Marvin
After the boys contact an agency that helps starving children, Government authorities send Cartman to Ethiopia. Meanwhile, the town holds a drive for canned goods; and turkeys revolt against a genetic engineer.
Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo
Because he's Jewish, Kyle is denied involvement in the Nativity play and excluded from trips to see Santa. Meanwhile, South Park residents try to plan a politically correct celebration; and Mr. Hankey visits Kyle.
Damien
As Cartman celebrates his birthday, Jesus Christ and Satan duke it out on a pay-per-view TV special. Meanwhile, Satan's son Damien tries to fit in with the crowd after making a violent first impression.
Tom's Rhinoplasty
Mr. Garrison takes a leave of absence to have a nose job and is replaced by Miss Ellen, a substitute who threatens Stan and Wendy's relationship.
Mecha-Streisand
The future of the world is at stake after the boys unearth a prehistoric relic that spawns a monster.
Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut
When Cartman begins to exhibit odd behavior, a counselor suggests that finding his father may solve his problems.
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