Seth MacFarlane's Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy - Season 1

Seth MacFarlane's Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy - Season 1

Season 1

Network
Episodes50
DatesSept. 10, 2008 - Mai 12, 2009

Episodes

Super Mario Rescues the Princess
Season 1Episode 12 min

Super Mario Rescues the Princess

Mario saves Princess Peach, but things get a little creepy when he asks her for a kiss.
Sept. 10, 2008
A Dog on the $25,000 Pyramid
Season 1Episode 22 min

A Dog on the $25,000 Pyramid

A dog and his human partner fail at The $25,000 Pyramid.
Sept. 10, 2008
Why Bob Marley Should Not Have Acted as His Own Attorney
Season 1Episode 32 min

Why Bob Marley Should Not Have Acted as His Own Attorney

Bob Marley defends himself against cops when he says he "shot the sheriff".
Sept. 15, 2008
Adopted
Season 1Episode 42 min

Adopted

Michael's parents reveal that they are not his biological son and that he was adopted when born.
Sept. 21, 2008
A Scotsman Who Can't Watch a Movie Without Shouting at the Screen
Season 1Episode 52 min

A Scotsman Who Can't Watch a Movie Without Shouting at the Screen

A Scotsman makes some negative comments at the mistakes made by some of America's favorite film characters while he's watching the movie on his TV. He watches Tootsie, The Muppet Movie, The Breakfast Club, and Back to the Future.
Sept. 29, 2008
Two Ducks Watch 'Meet the Parents'
Season 1Episode 62 min

Two Ducks Watch 'Meet the Parents'

Two male ducks believe that "Meet the Parents" isn't funny.
Okt. 3, 2008
A Scotsman Who Still Can't Watch a Movie Without Shouting at the Screen
Season 1Episode 72 min

A Scotsman Who Still Can't Watch a Movie Without Shouting at the Screen

The Scotsman continues to make negative comments at his TV screen while watching a movie. This time, he watches Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, The Truman Show, Raiders of the Lost Ark, and The Shawshank Redemption.
Okt. 13, 2008
Cat Staff Meeting
Season 1Episode 82 min

Cat Staff Meeting

A cat staff meeting is interrupted by a dog smashing the office building with a wrecking ball.
Okt. 19, 2008
Barry Gibb Rides a Roller Coaster
Season 1Episode 92 min

Barry Gibb Rides a Roller Coaster

Instead of screaming, Barry Gibb sings while going down on a roller coaster
Okt. 26, 2008
Marital Troubles
Season 1Episode 102 min

Marital Troubles

A mime and his wife get divorced because he gave her the silent treatment.
Nov. 2, 2008
Jeff Goldblum Wafers
Season 1Episode 112 min

Jeff Goldblum Wafers

Jeff Goldblum makes a commercial about his own wafers that talk.
Nov. 9, 2008
Jesus and Vishnu on Christmas Eve
Season 1Episode 122 min

Jesus and Vishnu on Christmas Eve

Jesus states that he sees people decorate their homes for his birthday, but not Vishnu
Dez. 22, 2008
The Frog Prince
Season 1Episode 132 min

The Frog Prince

The story of The Frog Prince goes wrong.
Dez. 30, 2008
Monkeys Talk About Religion
Season 1Episode 142 min

Monkeys Talk About Religion

A father monkey and his son discuss about the "Monkey God" and "Monkey Jesus".
Jan. 6, 2009
Mountain Climber
Season 1Episode 152 min

Mountain Climber

A mountain climber poops while on top of a mountain and lands on a couple getting married.
Jan. 12, 2009
Ted Nugent is Visited by the Ghost of Christmas Past
Season 1Episode 162 min

Ted Nugent is Visited by the Ghost of Christmas Past

Ted Nugent kills the Ghost of Christmas Past. Afterwards, his family eats it for dinner.
Jan. 18, 2009
Mad Cow Disease
Season 1Episode 172 min

Mad Cow Disease

A cow couple discover about Mad Cow Disease on the news.
Jan. 27, 2009
The Bartender Says...
Season 1Episode 182 min

The Bartender Says...

Two men in a bar tell a "Bartender Says" joke about a horse. Surprisingly, a horse is in the bar and gets offended by the joke.
Feb. 5, 2009
Backstage with Bob Dylan
Season 1Episode 192 min

Backstage with Bob Dylan

Popeye and Bob Dylan get into an argument after a concert.
Feb. 17, 2009
Fred and Barney Try to Get Into a Club
Season 1Episode 202 min

Fred and Barney Try to Get Into a Club

Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble try to get into an exclusive nightclub, but are denied admission.
Feb. 24, 2009
Beavers: Assholes of the Forest
Season 1Episode 212 min

Beavers: Assholes of the Forest

Some animals claim that a beaver messed up quite a lot of things in the forest.
Apr. 21, 2009
Things You Never Hear
Season 1Episode 222 min

Things You Never Hear

This episode counts down the top ten things one never hears.
Apr. 23, 2009
A Trip to the Psychiatrist
Season 1Episode 232 min

A Trip to the Psychiatrist

A bulimic woman named Abbie visits the Psychiatrist.
Mai 12, 2009
First AIDS Victim
Season 1Episode 242 min

First AIDS Victim

A Canadian man and monkey have gay sex, where a bombshell is dropped.
Mai 12, 2009
Name That Animal Penis!
Season 1Episode 252 min

Name That Animal Penis!

A game show about figuring out an animals penis is much more difficult than imagined.
Mai 12, 2009
Die, Sweet Roadrunner, Die
Season 1Episode 262 min

Die, Sweet Roadrunner, Die

Wile E. Coyote succeeds in killing the Road Runner, but is now left with the question; "What do I do now?"
Mai 12, 2009
Sex with...
Season 1Episode 272 min

Sex with...

A showcase of sexual moments, which include... Mr. Sulu A Folk Singer A Necrophiliac A Trapeze Artist
Mai 12, 2009
A Fat Guy Working Out
Season 1Episode 282 min

A Fat Guy Working Out

A fat guy is going to work out... and then puts it off and gets a sandwich.
Mai 12, 2009
The Gay Knight
Season 1Episode 292 min

The Gay Knight

A gay knight refuses to fight a dragons due to not wanting to be killed.
Mai 12, 2009
A Douchebag Unicorn Gives a Public Service Announcement
Season 1Episode 301 min

A Douchebag Unicorn Gives a Public Service Announcement

A Douchebag Unicorn ends up giving a PSA about how Marijuana is great and how you should write down your ideas.
Mai 12, 2009
Fred Flintstone Takes a Shit
Season 1Episode 311 min

Fred Flintstone Takes a Shit

Fred Flintstone takes a shit... that's about it.
Mai 12, 2009
Stuck in a Life Raft with Matthew McConaughey
Season 1Episode 321 min

Stuck in a Life Raft with Matthew McConaughey

A random man stuck on a life raft with Matthew McConaughey resorts to cutting off his leg for food and eventually stabbing him in the chest as Matthew just prattles on.
Mai 12, 2009
Two Persian Guys Try to Get Ladies Into Their Sports Car
Season 1Episode 331 min

Two Persian Guys Try to Get Ladies Into Their Sports Car

Two Persian guys act like stereotypes to get ladies in their sports car for a night on the town.
Mai 12, 2009
He Who Lives in a Glass House...
Season 1Episode 341 min

He Who Lives in a Glass House...

A man who lives in a glass house has a machine gun installed on his roof to fend off annoying neighbors.
Mai 12, 2009
Sex with... 2
Season 1Episode 351 min

Sex with... 2

Another showcase of sexual moments, which include... Dick Cheney Gilbert Gottfried A Midget Optimus Prime
Mai 12, 2009
Quentin Tarantino Performs a Circumcision
Season 1Episode 361 min

Quentin Tarantino Performs a Circumcision

Quentin Tarantino crashes in to perform a circumcision on a baby.
Mai 12, 2009
The Wizard of Oz Adjusted for Reality
Season 1Episode 371 min

The Wizard of Oz Adjusted for Reality

When the group succeeds in stopping the witch, they are shocked to discover that The Wizard was literal with their requests...
Mai 12, 2009
Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
Season 1Episode 381 min

Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

To have sexual relations with your mother.
Mai 12, 2009
Sex with... 3
Season 1Episode 391 min

Sex with... 3

The final showcase of sexual moments, which include... A U.S. Senator A Tube Of Toothpaste A Redneck A Sheep
Mai 12, 2009
Dirty Vaudeville
Season 1Episode 401 min

Dirty Vaudeville

Two singers sing about the smallest pussy in town.
Mai 12, 2009
Fat Jesus
Season 1Episode 411 min

Fat Jesus

Some villagers ask help from Jesus for a crippled man, but Jesus is too preoccupied with his acid reflex.
Mai 12, 2009
Dracula Meets Magic Johnson
Season 1Episode 421 min

Dracula Meets Magic Johnson

Dracula invites Magic Johnson over for dinner with bad intentions.
Mai 12, 2009
The Sneeze Throw-Up
Season 1Episode 431 min

The Sneeze Throw-Up

Exactly what it says on the tin...
Mai 12, 2009
The Settlers' First Attempt to Buy Manhattan from the Indians
Season 1Episode 441 min

The Settlers' First Attempt to Buy Manhattan from the Indians

Settlers attempt to give beads to the Indians in exchange for Manhattan, but things don't entirely work out.
Mai 12, 2009
Four Years of 'Entourage' in Ten Seconds
Season 1Episode 451 min

Four Years of 'Entourage' in Ten Seconds

The first four years of the "Entourage" series (Between 2004-2008) is summed up in ten seconds.
Mai 12, 2009
Tara Reid is Not Looking So Good Lately
Season 1Episode 461 min

Tara Reid is Not Looking So Good Lately

Apparently Tara can only speak out of her stomach.
Mai 12, 2009
Small Talk with Aunt Helen
Season 1Episode 471 min

Small Talk with Aunt Helen

Aunt Helen talks to her nephew about his wife and is disturbed by what they did with a slice of leftover wedding cake.
Mai 12, 2009
Marie Antoinette's Notepad
Season 1Episode 481 min

Marie Antoinette's Notepad

We see Marie Antoinette's process on how she came up with "Let Them Eat Cake".
Mai 12, 2009
Sheep Shearing
Season 1Episode 491 min

Sheep Shearing

A sheep gets way too interested in his owner shearing him.
Mai 12, 2009
What Happens If You Feed a Dog Chocolate While He Wears a Tin Foil Hat in the Microwave
Season 1Episode 501 min

What Happens If You Feed a Dog Chocolate While He Wears a Tin Foil Hat in the Microwave

A dog is fed chocolate while he wears a tin foil hat in the microwave for 15 seconds with disastrous results. Wil Wheaton cameos at the end, explaining that it was a bad idea.
Mai 12, 2009

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