Seinfeld - Season 9

Seinfeld - Season 9

Season 9

Network
Episodes24
DatesSep 25, 1997 - May 14, 1998
Previous Season

Episodes

The Butter Shave
Season 9Episode 130 min

The Butter Shave

Kramer discovers the amazing yet unknown uses of butter, but accidentally fries himself after using it as sunscreen.

Sep 25, 1997
The Voice
Season 9Episode 230 min

The Voice

George's colleagues try to force him to leave. Jerry makes fun of his girlfriend's bellybutton. Kramer hires an intern. Elaine gets back together with David Puddy.

Oct 2, 1997
The Serenity Now
Season 9Episode 330 min

The Serenity Now

Jerry opens up his feelings. Elaine is getting hit on by the Jews. Kramer gets a screen door. George helps his father sell computers.

Oct 9, 1997
The Blood
Season 9Episode 430 min

The Blood

Jerry's parents hire their friend Izzy Mandelbaum to become Jerry's personal trainer while George decides to associate food and television with his love life.

Oct 16, 1997
The Junk Mail
Season 9Episode 530 min

The Junk Mail

Kramer is annoyed with the catalogs he keeps getting in the mail. Elaine falls in love with a guy because of his smile. George's parents are avoiding him. Jerry can't find it in his heart to reject a gift from an old school friend.

Oct 30, 1997
The Merv Griffin Show
Season 9Episode 630 min

The Merv Griffin Show

George runs over a flock of pigeons. Jerry's new girlfriend has a toy collection. A new co-worker is freaking Elaine out. Kramer rebuilds the set of the Merv Griffin Show in his apartment.

Nov 6, 1997
The Slicer
Season 9Episode 730 min

The Slicer

Elaine borrows Kramer's meat slicer to feed her neighbor's cat while George tries to hide his not-so-great past from his new boss.

Nov 13, 1997
The Betrayal
Season 9Episode 830 min

The Betrayal

The gang goes to a wedding in India in this special episode told in reverse. Meanwhile, Kramer uses his superstition to try to make sure he won't drop dead.

Nov 20, 1997
The Apology
Season 9Episode 930 min

The Apology

Jerry dates a nudist, and George seeks an apology from an old friend.

Dec 11, 1997
The Strike
Season 9Episode 1030 min

The Strike

Jerry goes out with a woman who is beautiful one day and ugly the next. Kramer goes back to work at H&H Bagels. George makes up a charity. Elaine gives a fake number to a man.

Dec 18, 1997
The Dealership
Season 9Episode 1130 min

The Dealership

Jerry looks to buy a new car from Elaine's boyfriend. George tries to find a snack. Kramer test drives a car.

Jan 8, 1998
The Reverse Peephole
Season 9Episode 1230 min

The Reverse Peephole

Elaine is embarrassed by Puddy's fur coat. Kramer tries to keep Newman from getting evicted. George carries everything in his wallet. Jerry is through with wallets.

Jan 15, 1998
The Cartoon
Season 9Episode 1330 min

The Cartoon

Sally Weaver makes fun of Jerry. George's new girlfriend looks just like Jerry. Kramer takes a vow of silence. Elaine gets a job drawing cartoons for the New Yorker.

Jan 29, 1998
The Strongbox
Season 9Episode 1430 min

The Strongbox

George's new girlfriend refuses to break up with him. Jerry doesn't help out a neighbor. Elaine's new boyfriend is poor. Kramer tries to find a good place to hide his key for his strongbox.

Feb 5, 1998
The Wizard
Season 9Episode 1530 min

The Wizard

Jerry goes down to Florida for his father's birthday. George tries to avoid Susan's parents. Elaine can't figure out her new boyfriend's nationality. Kramer decides to retire.

Feb 26, 1998
The Burning
Season 9Episode 1630 min

The Burning

Elaine finds out that Puddy is religious. Kramer pretends to have gonorrhea. Jerry's new girlfriend has a tractor story to tell him. George wants everyone at work to like him.

Mar 19, 1998
The Bookstore
Season 9Episode 1730 min

The Bookstore

George is forced to buy a book he brought into the bathroom. Jerry finds out that his Uncle Leo is a shop lifter. Elaine doesn't want to be known as the office skank. Kramer and Newman start a Hong Kong rickshaw business.

Apr 9, 1998
The Frogger
Season 9Episode 1830 min

The Frogger

George tries to acquire an old Frogger machine on which he's held the top score since high school.

Apr 23, 1998
The Maid
Season 9Episode 1930 min

The Maid

Jerry winds up dating the maid he hired, and she starts to slack off on her duties.

Apr 30, 1998
The Puerto Rican Day
Season 9Episode 2030 min

The Puerto Rican Day

Jerry, George, Kramer and Elaine get stuck in standstill traffic due to the massive Puerto Rican Day Parade.

May 7, 1998
The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))
Season 9Episode 2130 min

The Clip Show (1) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (1))

Just as the four are about to go to the movies, Jerry looks back on the past nine years with the audience.

May 14, 1998
The Clip Show (2) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (2))
Season 9Episode 2230 min

The Clip Show (2) (a.k.a. The Chronicle (2))

Just as the four are about to go to the movies, Jerry looks back on the past nine years with the audience.

May 14, 1998
The Finale (1)
Season 9Episode 2330 min

The Finale (1)

After George and Jerry land a production deal with NBC, the four head out for Paris on NBC's private plane and are waylaid in a small Massachusetts town.

May 14, 1998
The Finale (2)
Season 9Episode 2430 min

The Finale (2)

After George and Jerry land a production deal with NBC, the four head out for Paris on NBC's private plane and are waylaid in a small Massachusetts town.

May 14, 1998

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