Roseanne - Season 5

Roseanne - Season 5

Season 5

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Episodes25
DatesSep 15, 1992 - May 18, 1993
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Episodes

Terms of Estrangement (1)
Season 5Episode 130 min

Terms of Estrangement (1)

Roseanne supports the family after Dan's motorcycle shop goes under; Becky considers moving to Minneapolis with Mark.

Sep 15, 1992
Terms of Estrangement (2)
Season 5Episode 230 min

Terms of Estrangement (2)

Becky and Mark return to say goodbye before moving away.

Sep 22, 1992
The Dark Ages
Season 5Episode 330 min

The Dark Ages

The power company cuts off the Conners' power. Dan and Roseanne must look at Darlene in a new light after David spends the night in her room.

Sep 29, 1992
Mommy Nearest
Season 5Episode 430 min

Mommy Nearest

Roseanne and Jackie are stunned when their mother announces she is moving to Lanford; Jackie agonizes over dating Fisher, a perfect but much, much younger man.

Oct 6, 1992
Pretty in Black
Season 5Episode 530 min

Pretty in Black

Roseanne mortifies Darlene with a sweet sixteen party, then sends her off to her friends while the adults enjoy the festivities, which include a game of Truth or Dare; the Tildens move in next door; Darlene dyes her hair black to make Roseanne mad, but is shocked when Roseanne reacts differently.

Oct 13, 1992
Looking for Loans in All the Wrong Places
Season 5Episode 630 min

Looking for Loans in All the Wrong Places

Denied a loan to open the restaurant, Roseanne must turn to her mother; Darlene catches D.J. peeping at neighbor Molly.

Oct 20, 1992
Halloween IV
Season 5Episode 730 min

Halloween IV

Roseanne sends everyone to a party while she stays home -- and is visited by the ghosts of Halloween past, present, and future.

Oct 27, 1992
Ladies' Choice
Season 5Episode 830 min

Ladies' Choice

Nancy takes Roseanne and Jackie by surprise with the announcement that she and Marla are gay lovers; Bev announces she is moving into a Lanford retirement centre, which leaves Roseanne feeling over the hill.

Nov 10, 1992
Stand on Your Man
Season 5Episode 930 min

Stand on Your Man

The Lunch Box welcomes its first customers, including a weirdo whose presence sends the gals to a self-defense class. Meanwhile, Arnie questions his own manhood after hearing that Nancy is gay.

Nov 17, 1992
Good Girls, Bad Girls
Season 5Episode 1030 min

Good Girls, Bad Girls

Roseanne reluctantly allows Darlene to go to a rock concert in nearby Rockford with Molly -- who abandons her.

Nov 24, 1992
Of Ice and Men
Season 5Episode 1130 min

Of Ice and Men

D.J. decides to take up hockey and becomes the terror of the rink; Roseanne meddles to reunite Jackie and Fisher.

Dec 1, 1992
It's No Place Like Home for the Holidays
Season 5Episode 1230 min

It's No Place Like Home for the Holidays

A Christmas Eve snowstorm scatters the Connors, with Roseanne and Jackie trapped at the Lunch Box with Bev and Nana Mary, while Darlene takes shelter at David's and learns the truth about his home life.

Dec 15, 1992
Crime and Punishment (1)
Season 5Episode 1330 min

Crime and Punishment (1)

Dan disciplines D.J. for taking offensive reading material to school-- Darlene's comic book. Dan reacts strongly when Roseanne discovers that Fisher has beaten Jackie.

Jan 5, 1993
War and Peace (2)
Season 5Episode 1430 min

War and Peace (2)

Dan returns home to rampart rumors about his behavior, while Roseanne urges a dazed Jackie to leave her abusive boyfriend.

Jan 12, 1993
Lanford Daze
Season 5Episode 1530 min

Lanford Daze

Darlene does NOT serve meat at the counter. She is forced to work there by Roseanne, but out of principal, will not serve the meat. That was her whole point.

Jan 26, 1993
Wait Till Your Father Gets Home
Season 5Episode 1630 min

Wait Till Your Father Gets Home

The death of their father finds Jackie blubbering, but Roseanny angry -- and sharing a drink with the "other woman" in his life.

Feb 9, 1993
First Cousin, Twice Removed
Season 5Episode 1730 min

First Cousin, Twice Removed

A wealthy and successful cousin whom Roseanne hasn't seen in 25 years comes to bury the hachet, and encourages Darlene to leave home.

Feb 16, 1993
Lose a Job, Winnebago
Season 5Episode 1830 min

Lose a Job, Winnebago

The Conners and the Tildens travel to California in a motor home, with Dan pondering his future and Ty contemplating Jackie.

Feb 23, 1993
It's a Boy!
Season 5Episode 1930 min

It's a Boy!

Roseanne wants Darlene's boyfriend David to move in with them, but Dan refuses to allow it.

Mar 2, 1993
It Was Twenty Years Ago Today
Season 5Episode 2030 min

It Was Twenty Years Ago Today

For their anniversary, Roseanne poses in a sexy photo for Dan, while he moonlights at a big-and-tall men's store to pay for his present for her.

Mar 9, 1993
Playing with Matches
Season 5Episode 2130 min

Playing with Matches

Darlene wants nothing to do with David after Molly kisses him; and a new friend puts a smile on Bev's face.

Mar 23, 1993
Promises, Promises
Season 5Episode 2230 min

Promises, Promises

Darlene springs a prom-night surprise on David: she has rented a motel room. Meanwhile, Dan is reluctant to share with Roseanne his plans for a new business.

Apr 6, 1993
Glengarry, Glen Rosey
Season 5Episode 2330 min

Glengarry, Glen Rosey

Roseanne and Dan fear a financial crisis when they cannot sell the house they refurbished and their new partner Roger skips town.

May 4, 1993
Tooth or Consequences
Season 5Episode 2430 min

Tooth or Consequences

Dan realizes that he needs a steady job to take care of his family when he accidentally knocks out one of Roseanne's teeth on the day she is to meet with a health inspector (who turns out to be Leon); Darlene is accepted to art school – but David is rejected.

May 11, 1993
Daughters and Other Strangers
Season 5Episode 2530 min

Daughters and Other Strangers

Roseanne worries that Darlene may be planning to run away from home; new neighbor George befriends D.J.

May 18, 1993

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