Rock Paper Scissors - Season 1

Season 1

Episodes

The Fart Joke Debate
When Rock, Scissors, and Pencil learn that Paper dislikes fart jokes, they search for one that'll make him laugh.

The First Lou Episode
To get their landlord to lower their rent, the trio tries to help him achieve his impossible dream.

Scissors Gets a Job
When Scissors runs out of money, he tries to become a janitor but discovers that the job involves way more skill than he initially thought. Meanwhile, Rock and Paper try to motivate Scissors in an unusual way.

The Arctic
After the heater breaks, the trio's apartment freezes. Paper tries to save his friends. Lou attends Landlord Con.

Paper's Big Lie
Paper falls in love with his next door neighbor Pencil, and when he becomes desperate to impress her, he lies about being a proper inventor. Things spill over when he ends up being the Earth's only hope against an alien invasion led by hippos.

Weekend Story
Scissors helps Paper have a weekend interesting enough to impress Pencil; Rock buys a hat.

Scrubs
Paper tries to get respect by dressing as a doctor; Scissors tries to get more by dressing as a basketball star.

Key Limes
Our trio go on an unnecessarily action-packed adventure with Paper's sister, Sandpaper, to get seven key limes.

Prank War
Paper joins Rock and Scissors in a prank war against the Rat Bros and Pencil, but Pencil has a secret weapon.

Pencil Comes Over
When Pencil comes over to watch a horror movie, Paper worries he'll be too scared to handle it.

Hide and Seek
The trio plays a game of hide and seek that spans the globe and takes decades to complete.

Paper's Secret Weapon
Rock and Scissors learn that Paper invents better when angry; so, as his friends, they try to enrage him.

Birthday Police
When Scissors lies about Rock's birthday to get free cake, the trio must go on the run from the Birthday Police.

Putty
Rock, Paper, and Scissors try to prove they shouldn't bereplaced by their incredible new friend, Putty.

The Susan
Rock, Paper, and Scissors try to transform their unusual car, The Susan, into a prize-winning vehicle.

Eyebrows
Paper gives Rock mechanical eyebrows to help with an audition; Scissors has an adventure with stand-ins.

Six Pieces of Turkey
When Rock's TV dinner isn't as plentiful as advertised, hefights for justice. Scissors works for the company.

The Wind
There's a light wind, and Paper is far from home. Will Rock and Scissors save him or will Paper blow away forever?

National Paper Day
Paper learns about a few eccentric holidays like Rock Day.

Pogo Sticks
To attend the Rat Bros' party, the trio tries to get their hands on the latest cool item: pogo sticks.

Car Wash
Rock tries to get a job at Evil Robot Corp. Paper and Scissors see if the company is exactly what it sounds like.

The Other Rock, Paper, Scissors

The Astonishing Catalina

The Holiday Picture
The trio's perfect holiday photo is ruined by a ghost who follows them everywhere.

Bowling

The Character Quiz

Potato

Key Limes
The trio goes on an action-packed adventure with Paper's sister, Sandpaper, to get seven key limes.

Six Pieces of Turkey

Pogo Sticks
The trio get their hands on pogo sticks.

Car Wash
Rock tries to get a job at Evil Robot Corp.

Paper's Book Club

Scissors' Catapult

Pencil and Potato

Resolutions

Glitter Bomb

Helping With the Groceries

Diapers

R.O.V.E.R.

Trash
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