George Lopez - Season 5

Season 5
Episodes

George Gets a Pain in the Ash
Angie and George react to Carmen's determination to marry Jason. Also, misfortune befalls Benny, affecting the whole family.

You Dropped a Mom on Me
George wants to help Benny get an apartment, until he learns where her money goes; and Carmen is in denial about Jason breaking up with her.

George's Dog Days of Bummer
Benny shows all the signs of clinical depression, and may lose her job for taking so much time off. L.A. mayor Antonio Villaraigosa has a cameo. Biker: Duane "Dog" Chapman.

George Drives the Batmobile
Benny's lack of a car wears on the family as George, Angie and Carmen are called on as chauffeurs.

Trick or Treat Me Right
With Benny increasingly getting on George's nerves, Vic suggests killing her with kindness---but she proves indestructible.

George Takes a Sentimental Ernie
After staying a few days with Ernie---and his parents---to escape his own mother, George encourages Ernie to get his own place.

George Finds Therapy Benny-ficial
Richard Lewis plays the therapist Max sees after a school shooting, which doesn't affect him as much as the battle between George and Benny.

George Tries to Write a Wrong
On their anniversary, Angie and George plan to read long-lost letters they exchanged before they married. But at least one should stay lost.

George Discovers Benny's Sili-Con Job
After George embarrasses Benny at work, she takes some time off, but not for the reason he thinks.

George Says I Do ... More in This Marriage
Angie and George's premarital advice for a couple prompts a competition to see who does more work in their marriage.

George is Being Elfish and Christ-misses His Family
George has second thoughts about spending Christmas alone after he lies to get out of a holiday reunion with Angie's family.

George Enrolls Like That
A college-educated consultant with a similar background inspires George to take classes and set an example for Max.

George Keeps Truant to Himself
George drops his community-college course because it's too hard, but he can't tell the family because he doesn't want to set a bad example for Max, who has finally begun to study in school.

The Kidney Stays in the Picture
Angie doesn't like how George instructs Max about having a girlfriend. But Max's bed-wetting is indicative of a further problem. Dr. Woodson: Ken Howard. Kristi: Ashly Holloway.

A Funeral Brings George to His Niece
Angie's rich former sister-in-law dies and leaves everything to her spoiled 20-year-old daughter, Veronica (Aimee Garcia). But she can't get her money until George---who's the trustee of the will---decides she's mature enough to handle it.

George Gets Caught in a Powers Play
George decides to teach his rich niece Veronica a lesson in the value of honest labor by getting her a job at the factory. Trouble is, the men want to do all of her work, and the boss wants to do something else with her.

George Doesn't' Trustee Angie's Brother
Andy Garcia guest stars as Angie's brother Ray, a con artist who reappears after five years. Could it have something to do with the fact that his daughter, Veronica, inherited millions? As it happens, Ray wants to help his daughter with her business venture.

George Helps Ernie See the Cellu-Light
Ernie needs to lose weight or else Mel will fire him, so George plays diet guru. But first he must play psychologist, because Ernie won't admit that he has a problem.

George Gets Cross Over Freddie
In a crossover episode with "Freddie," Max has struck up an online friendship with Freddie's niece Zoey (Chloe Suazo). George finds out and assumes that "Zoey" is really a pervert. In Chicago, Freddie assumes the same thing about Max.

George Vows to Make Some Matri-Money
After belittling Angie's job as a wedding planner, George becomes one himself---taking on an impossibly demanding client whom Angie dumped to show that anything she can do he can do better.

George Discovers How Mescal-ed Up His Life Would Have Been Without the Benny-Fits
After Benny berates him for not giving her a work prize she thinks she deserved, George dreams (with the aid of a spiked drink) that she's really a warm and caring mother---and that he's a mama's boy. It's anything but a wonderful life.

It's a Cliffhanger, By George
Ernie tells George that the factory is moving to Mexico and that they'll both be out of jobs; Benny flees when she learns that the police want to question her about a robbery; a nauseated Angie awaits the results of a home-pregnancy test; Carmen is afraid to open her final college letter after three rejections; Max is tempted by beer; and Vic prepares to propose to a young woman he barely knows.
Recently Updated Shows

NCIS
NCIS (Naval Criminal Investigative Service) is more than just an action drama. With liberal doses of humor, it's a show that focuses on the sometimes complex and always amusing dynamics of a team forced to work together in high-stress situations. Leroy Jethro Gibbs, a former Marine gunnery sergeant, whose skills as an investigator are unmatched, leads this troupe of colorful personalities. Rounding out the team are Anthony DiNozzo, an ex-homicide detective whose instincts in the field are unparalleled and whose quick wit and humorous take on life make him a team favorite; the youthful and energetic forensic specialist Abby Sciuto, a talented scientist whose sharp mind matches her Goth style and eclectic tastes; Caitlin Todd, an ex-Secret Service Agent; and Timothy McGee, an MIT graduate whose brilliance with computers far overshadows his insecurities in the field; Assisting the team is medical examiner Dr. Donald "Ducky" Mallard, who knows it all because he's seen it all, and he's not afraid to let you know. From murder and espionage to terrorism and stolen submarines, these special agents travel the globe to investigate all crimes with Navy or Marine Corps ties.

Landman
Set in the proverbial boomtowns of West Texas, Landman is a modern day tale of fortune seeking in the world of oil rigs. The series is an upstairs/downstairs story of roughnecks and wildcat billionaires fueling a boom so big, it's reshaping our climate, our economy and our geopolitics.

The Creep Tapes
Based on a collection of videotapes in the secret vault of the world's deadliest and most socially uncomfortable serial killer, who hires his victims to film him for the day under false pretenses, each episode exposes a new victim from one of the fabled 'Creep Tapes'.

America's Funniest Home Videos
ABC's longest-running primetime entertainment show, America's Funniest Home Videos, returns for season 36 this fall with the same mission -- giving families something genuinely funny to enjoy together on Sunday nights.
"AFV," the longest-running primetime entertainment show in ABC history, returns for season 36 with the same mission - to provide viewers with hysterical moments that fly by at a dizzying pace.

The Real Housewives of Potomac
Just up the river from our nation's capital lies a hidden gem—Potomac, Maryland. Its rolling hills, gated mansions, sophisticated prep schools, and exclusive country clubs all serve to keep the area invitation-only. Sprinkled throughout this community are a handful of old-line, wealthy African-American families who have historically broken racial barriers to provide a life of privilege for their children. The Real Housewives of Potomac follows the upscale lives of six intriguing, well-to-do women: Gizelle Bryant, Katie Rost, Karen Huger, Charrisse Jackson-Jordan, Robyn Dixon, and Ashley Darby, all of whom have fought for their places in this society by way of legacy or marriage. In a town where entry is granted only through class, pedigree, and lineage, how far will these ladies go to secure their spot at the top of this prestigious circle?