George Lopez - Season 3

Season 3
Episodes

Dubya, Dad and Dating (1)
The president visits George's plant, inspiring Carmen to protest his appearance and George to steal his speech. Part 1 of two.

Dubya, Dad and Dating (2)
Conclusion. George's father wants to make amends, but Benny vehemently opposes.

The Cuban Missus Crisis
Troubles in his father-in-law's marriage prompt George to suspect problems in his own when Angie goes out with a girlfriend.

Feel the Burn
Benny's symptoms suggesting menopause turn out to be something entirely different, and George gets a surprise as well. Linda: Lisa Guerrero. Randy: Nick Offerman. Vic: Emiliano Diez. Nurse: Indira Gibson.

Carmen's Dating
Carmen receives permission to date a boy who meets George's criteria, but raises other questions when he doesn't actually take her anywhere.

Split Decision
George's innocent remark sparks sibling warfare between his bosses, who both court him when they split the company in two.

No One Gets Out Alive
With the plant closed temporarily, workers help turn the Lopez abode into a haunted house to raise money for an expectant father.

Bringing Home the Bacon
Laid-off George wants to cancel Carmen's costly coming-of-age party, but breadwinner Angie says party on.

Fishing Cubans
George and Ernie accompany Vic to rescue his Cuban-refugee brother off the Florida coast; Benny helps Max throw a fake birthday party to get gifts George can't afford.

Would You Like a Drumstick or a Kidney?
News of his father's illness prompts George to invite him for Thanksgiving, where an update from his step-brother puts George in a bind.

Mementos
Plans for George's gift to his father are halted; George accidentally tosses Angie's mementos of her grandmother; Carmen starts working at the burrito place where George did as a boy.

Christmas Punch
Although warned that his eavesdropping might get him in trouble with Santa, Max does it again, hearing a conversation that shakes his belief.

Why You Crying?
After Benny slaps Max for insolence, Angie and George learn he forged a signature on a note from his teacher warning that he's failing.

The Trouble with Ricky
Trouble at home causes Max's best friend Ricky to stay with the Lopezes, bringing trouble there as well.

God Needles George
George reluctantly joins Max in prayerful bargains with God to save the family's ailing dog, but reneges when the pooch survives.

Benny and Randy
Benny's boyfriend, Randy, breaks up with her after she disdains his desire for a more serious involvement.

Weekend at Benny's
Fed up with the kids' spoiled behavior, George sentences them to spend a week at Benny's, living the way he was brought up.

Jason Tutors Max
When Max's tutor proves too distracting, Carmen's boyfriend offers to fill in, though he barely has enough time for Carmen.

Angie Gets Tanked
Manning the dunk tank at a school fair, George offends a patron, whose payback involves a revealing picture of a freshly dunked Angie. Baseball's Kenny Lofton has a cameo.

The Art of Boxing
Laila Ali has a cameo as George and Vic hope to alleviate Max's stress by starting him boxing, but they tell Angie he's taking art classes.

George's House of Cards
George won't forgive Vic's $50 poker debt, despite owing the man thousands for the loan that rebuilt their fire-damaged garage.

Dance Fever
George is honored with a local business award, but Benny gives him no congratulations, though she's quick to praise Randy's video-game win.

She Drives Me Crazy
George has little patience in teaching Carmen to drive, but he's better help than Benny, who's caught with a beer while riding with her.

George Goes to Disneyland
George refuses to join the family at Disneyland until he clears the air with Benny about why he's never been there.

Bachelor Party
Sandra Bullock returns as "Accident" Amy, who used to go with Benny's fiancé, Randy --- and wants to again.

Wrecking Ball
After a tantrum at work and a slug at a teasing co-worker, the recently dumped Benny is the top suspect when the factory is vandalized.

What George Doesn't Noah (1)
After dumping bad-boy Zack, Carmen quickly finds a new boyfriend, but George just as quickly finds a problem with the boy.

Now George Noah's Ex-Zack-ly What Happened (2)
George gives Carmen an ultimatum regarding Zack; Randy tries to win back Benny with help from the Commodores.
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