Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill! - Season 1

Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill! - Season 1

Season 1

Network
DatesNov. 16, 2023 - März 20, 2024

Episodes

Everyone Dies in the Styes
Season 1Episode 1

Everyone Dies in the Styes

Our group of heroes gathers to save a loved one from an evil secret society, located in the Styes -- a rotting shipyard slum on the outskirts of the city. Can they succeed? No. Because this is Faster, Purple Worm, Kill. Kill.
Nov. 16, 2023
Everyone Dies in a Dungeon
Season 1Episode 2

Everyone Dies in a Dungeon

The tables are turned and the monsters are the heroes in this dungeon. Will they beat their adversary? Not on Faster. Purple Worm. Kill. Kill.
Nov. 16, 2023
Everyone Dies on a Lightning Train
Season 1Episode 3

Everyone Dies on a Lightning Train

Four brave mercenaries must free the only person who can prevent a war. Will they succeed? Signs point to no, because this is Faster, Purple Worm. Kill. Kill.
Nov. 23, 2023
Everyone Dies Renovating
Season 1Episode 4

Everyone Dies Renovating

Four new homeowners discover a prior tenant who doesn't want to leave. Will their home value drop when the ancient terrors arise? Yes. Because this is Faster, Purple Worm. Kill. Kill.
Nov. 30, 2023
Everyone Dies in Waterdeep
Season 1Episode 5

Everyone Dies in Waterdeep

Four brave adventurers try to stop evil from overrunning the fabled city of Waterdeep. Can they succeed? No. Because this is Faster, Purple Worm, Kill. Kill.
Dez. 7, 2023
Everyone Dies in a Den of Snakes
Season 1Episode 6

Everyone Dies in a Den of Snakes

Four brave heroes try to arrange a peace agreement. Can they succeed? No. Because this is "Faster, Purple Worm. Kill. Kill!".
Dez. 14, 2023
Everyone Dies Stealing a Pickle
Season 1Episode 7

Everyone Dies Stealing a Pickle

Four heroes descend into the sewers to retrieve a magical artifact of great power. Will their power be enough to succeed under the maniacal gaze of the Xanathar?
Dez. 21, 2023
Everyone Dies in the Bay
Season 1Episode 8

Everyone Dies in the Bay

Our heroes are sent to a small fishing village to save the day. We wish we could say all they had to deal with was an ornery fish or two, but they are sure to face one of the most terrible Dungeons and Dragons monsters ever.
Dez. 28, 2023
Everyone Dies at the Costume Ball
Season 1Episode 9

Everyone Dies at the Costume Ball

Four undercover agents must unmask the traitor in their midst. Can they discover the truth before a greater evil destroys them all?
Jan. 4, 2024
Everyone Dies as a Surprise
Season 1Episode 10

Everyone Dies as a Surprise

Four heroes set out to save a beautiful princess. Will their story have a fairy tale ending? Doubtful.
Jan. 10, 2024
Everyone Dies Getting Their Wish
Season 1Episode 11

Everyone Dies Getting Their Wish

Four heroes are hired by a dignitary who sends them on a path to meeting a wish-granting entity. Wishes DO come true, but not always the way you expect, especially when they're on Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill!
Jan. 17, 2024
Everyone Dies. Again.
Season 1Episode 12

Everyone Dies. Again.

Four valiant heroes are all that stand between the Dragon Queen's hordes and their cities destruction. Can they hold back wave after wave of draconic destruction? No, because this is Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill! (2023)
Jan. 24, 2024
Everyone Dies at the Circus
Season 1Episode 13

Everyone Dies at the Circus

Our heroes must infiltrate the circus. Will their performances allow them to escape the Big Top alive?
Jan. 31, 2024
Everyone Dies in Barovia
Season 1Episode 14

Everyone Dies in Barovia

Four adventurers bent on revenge enter the mists of Barovia to confront Strahd von Zarovich. Will they succeed? Mwah-hah-hah-hah. Foolish mortals, this is Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill! (2023)
Feb. 7, 2024
Everyone Dies in a Haunted House
Season 1Episode 15

Everyone Dies in a Haunted House

Four ghost-hunting heroes explore a haunted house. Can the brave of heart overcome the evil undead? Or is this an episode of Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill! (2023)
Feb. 14, 2024
Everyone Dies at the Temple of Lathander
Season 1Episode 16

Everyone Dies at the Temple of Lathander

Four desperate criminals attempt a daring heist. Can they steal enough gold to save their own skins? No. Because this is Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill! (2023)
Feb. 21, 2024
Everyone Dies Near a Hole
Season 1Episode 17

Everyone Dies Near a Hole

Four heroes are given the quest of slowing down the Tarrasque. Will they succeed? Signs point to no, because this is Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill! (2023)
Feb. 28, 2024
Everyone Dies in Wildspace
Season 1Episode 18

Everyone Dies in Wildspace

Four intrepid spelljammers come across a derelict ship floating in Wildspace. Can they save their crew before a sinister evil destroys them all? No, because this is Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill! (2023)
März 6, 2024
Everyone Dies at a Resurrection
Season 1Episode 19

Everyone Dies at a Resurrection

Four family members try to recover a lost loved one with a dubious magical artifact. Will they get out of their deal with the Demon Lord and save their own souls? No, because this is Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill! (2023)
März 13, 2024
Everyone Dies Eating Mushrooms
Season 1Episode 20

Everyone Dies Eating Mushrooms

Four adventurers find themselves magically transported to a Feywild beset by a terrible creature. Can they discover the cause of their fantastical malaise before agents of evil do their worst? No, because this is Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill! (2023)
März 20, 2024

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