Clone High - Season 1

Clone High - Season 1

Season 1

Network
Episodes13
DatesNov 2, 2002 - Apr 13, 2003

Episodes

Escape to Beer Mountain: A Rope of Sand
Season 1Episode 130 min

Escape to Beer Mountain: A Rope of Sand

At JFK's kegger, Abe Lincoln tries to win Cleopatra's heart, Gandhi gets drunk on non-alcoholic beer, and Principal Scudworth gets beaten up for saying the phrase "raise the roof."

Nov 2, 2002
Episode Two: Election Blu-Galoo
Season 1Episode 230 min

Episode Two: Election Blu-Galoo

Abe and JFK campaign against each other in the school presidential elections, which, as you might expect, leads to Marilyn Manson singing about the food pyramid.

Nov 3, 2002
A.D.D.: The Last 'D' is for Disorder
Season 1Episode 330 min

A.D.D.: The Last 'D' is for Disorder

When Gandhi is diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder, America's most famous A.D.D. victim, Tom Green, teaches the school that you can't get the disease from toilet seats.

Nov 10, 2002
Film Fest: Tears of a Clone
Season 1Episode 430 min

Film Fest: Tears of a Clone

At the Clone High Film Festival, Abe pours his heart into a movie about a football-playing giraffe, George Washington Carver and Gandhi make a mixed-race action comedy called Black and Tan, and Joan of Arc directs a bizarre, avant-garde film that only Sigmund Freud understands.

Nov 17, 2002
Homecoming: A Shot in D'Arc
Season 1Episode 530 min

Homecoming: A Shot in D'Arc

The Clone High basketball team doesn't allow girls or animals to play, so Joan of Arc takes a cue from her historic counterpart and disguises herself as a boy by putting on a comically large mustache.

Nov 24, 2002
Sleep of Faith: La Rue D'Awakening
Season 1Episode 630 min

Sleep of Faith: La Rue D'Awakening

Clone High tackles the hard-hitting issue of Sleepy Driving when Abe and JFK square off in a drag race for Cleo's love, and Mr. Butlertron gets into a Battle Bots-style fight with a cocksure test-grading machine.

Dec 1, 2002
Plane Crazy: Gate Expectations
Season 1Episode 730 min

Plane Crazy: Gate Expectations

MTV's casting department demonstrates their mastery in being able to attract guest stars of the highest caliber in this episode, as Ashley Angel from O-Town visits Clone High and wins Cleo's heart. Meanwhile, Principal Scudworth chases a rascally skunk whose catch phrase is "Try and catch me, bitch!"

Dec 8, 2002
A Room of One's Clone: The Pie of the Storm
Season 1Episode 830 min

A Room of One's Clone: The Pie of the Storm

Abe is stuck in the middle of a Civil War between Joan and Cleo when they are forced to move in together. And by "Civil War" I mean "girl fight" and by "move in together" I mean "roll around ripping each other's clothes off."

Dec 15, 2002
Raisin the Stakes: A Rock Opera in Three Acts
Season 1Episode 930 min

Raisin the Stakes: A Rock Opera in Three Acts

Jack Black guest stars in a trippy rock opera episode where the students get high from smoking raisins, and Gandhi has a bad trip where he is eaten by a live-action cat and encounters a two-headed Olsen Twins monster.

Jan 12, 2003
Litter Kills: Litterally
Season 1Episode 1030 min

Litter Kills: Litterally

Continuing a time-honored teen-drama tradition, a hastily-introduced "best friend" is killed and melodramatically mourned when Clone High succumbs to the evils of litter.

Jan 19, 2003
Makeover, Makeover, Makeover: The Makeover Episode
Season 1Episode 1130 min

Makeover, Makeover, Makeover: The Makeover Episode

Abe tries to come up with a promposal for Cleon but is more concerned with finding somebody to take Joan to prom, and JFK makes Gandhi over into GFK to help him find a date to dry hump at prom.

Jan 26, 2003
Changes: The Big Prom: The Sex Romp: The Season Finale
Season 1Episode 1230 min

Changes: The Big Prom: The Sex Romp: The Season Finale

In the shocking prom night conclusion to the season, one of the clones loses their virginity, and guest star John Stamos selflessly sacrifices his own life to save the students.

Mar 2, 2003
Snowflake Day: A Very Special Holiday Episode
Season 1Episode 1330 min

Snowflake Day: A Very Special Holiday Episode

A homeless angel who teaches Joan of Arc the true meaning of a completely made-up, meaningless holiday.

Apr 13, 2003

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