Black Jesus - Season 1
Season 1
Episodes
Smokin', Drinkin', and Chillin
The gang talks Jesus into coming along on a drug buy financed by Boonie's mom.
Fish and the Con Man
Vic vows to remove Jesus from the neighborhood and hires Lloyd to be his "eyes and ears in the streets" and keep tabs on him. Meanwhile Jesus and the gang find the perfect lot for the garden, only to face instant extortion from local Mexican gangsters.
The Shit Heist
After being extorted by Mexican gangsters, our heroes are left with no money for fertilizer for their garden, so they must execute a manure heist at the Compton Boarding Stables.
I Gave at the Playground
The gang agrees to help Boonie with a yard sale to get more money for child support, even though he swears he paid. His ex, Shalinka, shows up to wreak havoc on the sale and our guys.
Fried Green Tomatoes
The gang is ready to quit the garden when they find the weed in the garden has failed, but they discover an abundance of "miracle" green tomatoes.
Love Thy Enemy, Part 1
As our heroes start bottling and selling their magical green tomato sauce, Ms. Tudi is presented with a unique opportunity to make peace with Vic and the Concerned Citizens of Southwest Central Compton (CCSWC).
The Other Shoe Drops
Travyon's foray into documentary filmmaking reveals greed, chaos, angry farmers, and a saboteur pouring bleach in the garden.
Love Thy Enemy, Part 2
Vic has let the complex fall into shambles - with Lloyd acting as manager.
Gangsta's Paradise
With the garden in danger, our heroes decide to have an online benefit concert with Coolio to raise the money.
WTFWBJD
While Jesus is on the run, our gang is left to ponder what would Black Jesus do in their shoes.
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