America's Funniest Home Videos - Season 28

This week is all downhill for one delivery man who forgets to put the brakes on his truck; a chicken flips the script on an unsuspecting lady; a raccoon tries to pass itself off as a household pet; and what happens when you match a table full of food and a person only paying attention to their phone? Nothing good, if you're hungry.

A girl misplaces her lollipop; a kid gets a fish stuck in his shorts; parents turn their child's tantrum into a lip-syncing contest; a girl plans to live a lavish life.

Kids say the darndest things, don't they? This week's funny clips include a little boy who describes his girlfriend as being a bit prehistoric; a dog who leaps from a boat to join a dolphin for a swim; and a squirrel who has its eye on a birdfeeder but has a difficult time making it up the slippery pole.

Cat burglars are on the loose in this week's all-new episode! Watch a cat trying to drink a man's coffee. Another cat curbs his appetite by stealing an entire bag of meat. And we pay homage to the crazy antics of cats and other pets.

This week's videos include a bride who stores her husband's ring in her bikini bottom; a gust of wind blows a student's homework out of his backpack; a toddler lets his mom know that he's not into eating his vegetables today; a mom discovers the entire contents of a beanbag chair all over the house; a Boxer dog can't contain his excitement when he meets a dog puppet; a toddler tries every which way to exit a merry-go-round; a woman gets quite a jolt when she tests out a bug zapper; a man sings Christmas songs in the car to his little girl; a sweet boy tells his father he will never marry anyone because he will only ever love his mother; and two teens under anesthesia after dental surgery have a light saber battle with hilarious results.

This week's videos include a little girl who thinks a photo of George Washington is her Aunt Marsha, a little boy ordering "Alexa" to play music until his mom informs him he doesn't own an "Alexa," a baby accidentally orders $900 concert tickets from his aunt's phone, and hilarious goats caught on camera.

Don't miss hilarious football follies, adorable hamsters and curious bears.

An excited dog tackles a kid when he gets home from school, a stubborn bird refuses to budge from a car hood even while driving, and parents lip-synching to their kid's tantrums.

Children afraid of the Easter Bunny, egg hunts and birthday mishaps including a dog who makes off with a mouthful of cash his owner just received.

It's a winter-themed episode full of blunders involving snow skiing, sledding and snow angel mishaps, basketball tricks, and a bear walking into a house to steal a bottle of ammonia.

It's parents lip-synching to their kids' tantrums, sisters who get emotional when they discover their new puppy and a mother discovering her twins covered the house in flour.

A little girl asks Siri for the passcode to her dad's phone, people fainting during special occasions, whale watchers are surprised by a whale that gets too close, and people who just got their wisdom teeth removed think they've lost their tongue.

This week's videos include "Don't Care to Share," twin boys are forced to share a soda to their great disappointment; "Little Miss Makeup Mess," a little girl's makeup tutorial gets messy; "Tot Jots a Lot," a boy helps his mom compose the cutest grocery list ever; "Marker Tip Taster," a young boy is horrified to hear after the fact that sucking on markers can be hazardous to his health; "Engagement Amazement," a woman goes berserk after a surprise proposal; "TV Cracking Kid," a boy accidentally breaks the family's flat screen TV; "I've Got a Wishbone to Pick With You," a little girl is upset that her wish was not immediately granted after winning a wishbone break; "Grandpa Enjoys Toys," a grandpa is caught playing with his grandkid's toys; and "Dance Party in the Front Yardy," a teen is caught dancing when he's supposed to be mowing the lawn.

This week's videos include a collection of our host Alfonso's funniest home videos, a little girl who is so enthralled with her new whoopee cushion she doesn't want to open any more Christmas presents and a compilation of the hazards of winter featuring people falling on icy porches.