Alyssa's Secret: The ReBOOT - Season 1
Season 1
Episodes
A Happy, Healthy Day
What is Alyssa's Secret to a happy, healthy day? The devil is a lie - and they're trying you, bitch! Alyssa is back, back, back, back - back again to tell you to not take any tox-sissy from anyone... oh, and keep away from BEASTS!
Dating & Fornicating
What is the secret to dating and fornicating? This week, Alyssa dives headfirst into how to find a mate. She spits truths on the rise of open relationships, how to make the first move, and even hooking up in drag. But don't get too excited - Alyssa is taken!
Keeping Your Cool
What is the secret to not losing your sh*t and letting things get under your skin? The more mature Alyssa becomes, the less patient she is. Don't be a Karen. Sit your ass down and shut the hell up.
Magic Mouth
What is Alyssa's Secret to her magic mouth (Insert, tongue pop)? Foolishness and buffoonery best describe this week's episode, where we put that famous tongue to a taste test.
TikTok Tongue Pop!
What is Alyssa's Secret to creating a TikTok video? Here's a hint: it's all in the lips. This week Alyssa Edwards proves that you can teach a seasoned dog new tricks.
Snatch Game
What is Alyssa's Secret to Snatch Game? We all remember Alyssa's impression of Katy Perry in Snatch Game from season 5. Rigguh Morris! She has since mastered the art of impersonation and is ready to prove it.
Nice Southern Ladies with Sutton Stracke
What is Alyssa's Secret to being a nice southern lady? Extra special guest Sutton Stracke from The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills joins Alyssa to kiki on the importance of being polite even when you can't stand someone. Can I get a Gay-men?
Unhinged
What is Alyssa's Secret? She's unhinged. Here's all the content we found on the editing room floor. Bloop!
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