Alien News Desk - Season 1
Season 1
Episodes
Ungrateful Wads of Protein
Drexx and Tuva probe the Royal Family, fried chicken and human arrogance totems, aka Oscars.
Inane Utterings of a Brainwashed People
Shocking reports on floating prisons, anti-poor fabrics, and a barbaric act known as ventriloquism.
Udder Madness
Meet some special vehicles called "Indycars" and the grotesque pseudo-humans called "bodybuilders".
Simultaneous Vortex Exit
Drexx joins the gig economy, Tuva fights robot appropriation, and Stonehenge kicks ass.
A Bunch of Space Bums
Drexx and Tuva grapple with love, the Supreme Court, and a very wordy segment name.
A Very Norffy Gronksmas
Where is Barack Obama? Who is The Spoiler? And what's the deal with Drake?
Corrupt, Bloviating Narcissists
Drexx and Tuva visit the kingdom of The Masters. Then, a handy guide on how to probe yourself.
A Wasteland of Rehashed Dreck
What is 4/20 and why does it make humans giggle? Plus, a joyous celebration of Tax Day.
Cumbersome Dongles
The wall, the welfare queen, and a chef (Chris Parnell) cooks up the garbage humans call "food".
Bloated Acquisition Piles
Get your safe words ready for a sexy report on corporate mergers. Plus, meet Drexx's pal Lord Xenu.
Princes of Mange
Humanity's biggest threats: spidered-men, twins, and the vengeful gods known as "mascots".
The Ultimate Shape-Shifter Shaft
Drexx and Tuva reckon with the galaxy's ultimate shame: getting rebooted.
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