Alice - Season 7

Alice - Season 7

Season 7

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Episodes23
DatesOct 6, 1982 - Sep 18, 1983
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Episodes

Sorry, Wrong Lips!
Season 7Episode 130 min

Sorry, Wrong Lips!

Debbie Reynolds plays an actress whose torrid memoirs convince Mel he's the one she remembers as the greatest kisser in her life.
Oct 6, 1982
Do You Take . . . ?
Season 7Episode 230 min

Do You Take . . . ?

Mel tries to outdo an old buddy who shows up boasting a track record of fast living and sporting a blonde on his arm as proof.
Oct 13, 1982
The Secret of Mel's Diner
Season 7Episode 330 min

The Secret of Mel's Diner

There's gold in them there walls, or so Mel reckons after learning that the eccentric who built his diner left $20,000 stashed in another building.
Oct 20, 1982
Alice at the Palace
Season 7Episode 430 min

Alice at the Palace

Joel Grey offers his services gratis as the leading man in a musical revue bankrolled by Mel and featuring Alice. Mel, however, has never heard of Grey and gives the role to his bookie.
Oct 27, 1982
Joel Grey Saves the Day
Season 7Episode 530 min

Joel Grey Saves the Day

Joel Grey walks out after producer Mel turns a revue about New York into a desert musical with tunes like ""Two Tootsies from Tucson"" and ""Ramona from Arizona.""
Nov 3, 1982
Alice's Turkey of a Thanksgiving
Season 7Episode 630 min

Alice's Turkey of a Thanksgiving

Alice's meddlesome mother knocks the stuffing out of her daughter's Thanksgiving dinner.
Nov 10, 1982
Carrie on the Rebound
Season 7Episode 730 min

Carrie on the Rebound

Carrie is slow to come out of a depression after a quickie divorce.
Jan 9, 1983
Jolene's Brother Jonas
Season 7Episode 830 min

Jolene's Brother Jonas

Jolene's brother pays a surprise visit, but the surprise is on him, he gets an icy reception from his sister.
Jan 16, 1983
Alice Sees the Light
Season 7Episode 930 min

Alice Sees the Light

Everyone takes with a grain of salt Alice's claim that she saw a UFO.
Feb 28, 1983
Vera the Virtuoso
Season 7Episode 1030 min

Vera the Virtuoso

Vera, whose cello playing can reduce a virtuoso to tears, is asked to play in a local string quartet.
Mar 7, 1983
Alice Faces the Music
Season 7Episode 1130 min

Alice Faces the Music

The waitresses pit their musical knowledge against that of three plumbers on a TV quiz show.
Mar 14, 1983
Tommy, the Jailbird
Season 7Episode 1230 min

Tommy, the Jailbird

Alice fears that freshman Tommy is abusing his new freedom away from home by majoring in extracurricular activities.
Mar 21, 1983
Jolene and the Night Watchman
Season 7Episode 1330 min

Jolene and the Night Watchman

Jolene can't bring herself to bruise the tender feelings of a bruiser who saved her life and now considers her his girl.
Mar 28, 1983
Mel's Dream Car
Season 7Episode 1430 min

Mel's Dream Car

Mel is stripping his gears over his jazzy new Porsche he purchased for a measly $20.
Apr 11, 1983
Come Back Little Sharples
Season 7Episode 1530 min

Come Back Little Sharples

Mel has had it up to his keister with the way things are going so he absconds to his apartment for a beer and pizza binge.
Apr 17, 1983
Vera, the Torch
Season 7Episode 1630 min

Vera, the Torch

Vera wishes her landlady the worst for evicting her pets then feels responsible when the old crank's apartment catches on fire.
Apr 24, 1983
The Grass is Always Greener
Season 7Episode 1730 min

The Grass is Always Greener

In role reversals, Mel becomes an employee by accepting an executive position with a catering firm, and the waitresses become owners by buying his diner.
May 1, 1983
Tommy Fouls Out
Season 7Episode 1830 min

Tommy Fouls Out

Afraid that he's lost the ""right stuff,"" Tommy quits the basketball team.
May 15, 1983
Vera on the Lam
Season 7Episode 1930 min

Vera on the Lam

After Mel decides to have the waitresses bonded, Vera owns up to a criminal past and takes it on the lam.
May 22, 1983
Mel's Cousin Wendy?
Season 7Episode 2030 min

Mel's Cousin Wendy?

To steal a competitor's secret sauce recipe, Mel persuades his cousin to pose as a woman and apply for a job as a Burger Baby.
May 29, 1983
Sweet Erasable Mel
Season 7Episode 2130 min

Sweet Erasable Mel

Mel's experiment with a computer goes well until Vera enters a transaction and erases every trace of Mel's financial existance.
Jun 5, 1983
Tommy Hyatt, Business Consultant
Season 7Episode 2230 min

Tommy Hyatt, Business Consultant

Using Tommy's marketing advice, Mel increases his business but also learns he's heading for bankruptcy.
Jun 12, 1983
Jolene Lets the Cat Out of the Bag
Season 7Episode 2330 min

Jolene Lets the Cat Out of the Bag

Jolene's hair is standing on end with a cat burglar prowling her neighborhood.
Sep 18, 1983

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